Sian McBride
How do you write a bio without it reading like a dating profile or seeming too pretentious?
I believe it was Hemingway who once said 'Don't start with rhetorical questions' so I'll just give you a few statements instead.
On my 8th birthday, I stood on stage at the local secondary school. On my 25th, I stood on stage at the National Theatre. In between, I picked up a degree in Theatre and a diploma in Stage Management and Technical Theatre (careless of them to leave them on the ground, tbh). I've also had poems published (please do not search for them) and an hour-long play about space travel picked for a festival (I'm not saying that that's where Elon and Katy Perry got their ideas from, but if they happened to be in Bedford in 2015, I'll be having serious words).
When I'm not giving millionaires ideas on how to spend their cash, I like to go running, pointing out dogs, and saying "Look at that dog."
